a.k.a.
Beau, Grunt, Plague, dORCish

About Me

TL;DR:
Trans || Husband || Dad || Pan/Gay || INFP-T
30-ish || Not-So Healthy || Becoming Happy

Likes:
Orcs, Pokémon, Zombies, Plagues, D&D, Plaid, Reading, Character Creation, Music, All Forms of Rock, Video Games, Board Games, Card Games, Camping, Hiking, Horror, Tasteless Humour, GOOD Puns, Green, Pastel, Comic Sans, MV Boli, Collecting Stupid Shit, Bats, Reptiles, Foxes, Cows, Pigs, Goats, and Birds.

Anti-TL;DR
Hello, my name is Beau and I'm somewhere around the age of thirty bet on me being older. I have a toddler with some hefty health concerns, who is the light in every room, and I have a husband who is the most amazingly understanding man I've ever met; even when he doesn't.

I am, in a word, a mess.
I have migraines that last literal months, anxiety, depression, PTSD, and ADHD. I also have fibromyalgia, diabetes type 1, celiac sprue, insomnia, postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome with vasovagal syncope, and my heart likes to stop for up to 30 seconds at a time for no good reason at all. Oh, did I mention I'm also a ginger that's allergic to sunscreen?

In all of my medical misery, though, I'm still finding reasons to get up in the morning. I started transitioning to male in April of 2018 after a mental breakdown that followed my grandfather's passing. I started playing D&D in February of 2019 with my husband, and while that original, and three subsequent games, all died after a few sessions, we now play two alternating games, every Sunday, in our living room with a new, and now close, group of friends.

To be continued

Beau's Accounts

» Steam «

Discord: Ask
AC Pocket Camp: 4805 - 6045 - 901
Pokémon GO: 1377 - 4999 - 9777
3DS: 1177 - 7891 - 8651
Switch: SW-1365-5057-2424

Pet Sites:
Xanje || Novilar || Subeta || Neopets
Flight Rising || Dappervolk || Pokéheroes

Referral Codes:
Xanje || Subeta || Dappervolk
Flight Rising: "Sepsis" when signing up

Ben's Characters

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1.　Boris Viktor
Dimitryov a.k.a. Vik
Half-Orc Fighter, True Neutral, 49, Grunt
195.58 cm (6' 5")
148.778 kg (328 lbs.)
» Grunt's Profile «
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2.　Gedeon Vadim Dimityov a.k.a. Deo
Half-Orc Barbarian, Neutral Evil, 24, Captain
191.262 cm (6' 3.3")
125.191 kg (276 lbs.)
» Deo's Profile «
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3.　Dominic Dylan Dobkins a.k.a. Mimic
Tiefling Rogue, Chaotic Neutral, 29, Charlatan
175.26 cm (5' 9")
88.451 kg (195 lbs.)
» Mimic's Profile «
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4.　Terrance Michael Bastion a.k.a. tERROR
Gnoll Bard, Chaotic Good, 7 (19), Graffiti Artist
198.12 cm (6' 6")
107.955 kg (238 lbs.)
» tERROR's Profile «
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5.　Brodie Alexander Duncan a.k.a. Bode
Satyr ???, Chaotic Evil, Looks 24, Champion
137.16 cm (4' 6")
115.666 kg (255 lbs.)
» Bode's Profile «
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Bode's page contains graphic content
Viewer discretion is advised

I have many more characters, but these are the ones
that I have integrated into Dungeons and Dragons,
as well as having them on most of the sites I'm on.

Video of the Moment

Anyone else out there sorely miss the amazing, irreplaceable, Robin Williams?

This fun song from Pogo is a calming mix of sad and happy emotions. Who would have thought that sentence could exist?